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Q: What animal was born to succeed?
A: A chicken without a beak.
(Harry Bates - Chelmer, QLD)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide.
(Nalani Bal - Frankston South, VIC)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
(Mason Dicken - Rowville, VIC)

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
(Cloe & Eve Castree - Hazelbrook, NSW)

Q: Why did the chicken stop half way on the road?
A: It chickened out.
(Taneasha Steer - Adelaide, SA)

Q: What goes cluck, cluck, bang, cluck, cluck, bang?
A: A chicken in a minefield.
(Erica Kuhle - Grovedale, VIC)

Q: What type of shoes do chickens wear?
A: Ree-bok-bok-bok-bok.
(Erica Kuhle - Grovedale, VIC)

Q: What's a hendo?
A: Lays eggs.
(Erica Kuhle - Grovedale, VIC)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road, according to Dr. Seuss?
A. Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!
(David Macphail - South Lake, WA)

Q. Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A. The outside.
(Toni Gerchow - Kirwan, QLD)

Q. Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A. Because he works for chicken feed.
(Kellen Snoad - Gordonvale, QLD)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because the referee kept calling fowl.
(Denise Maher - Norlane, VIC)

Q. Why do chickens rinse their mouths out with soap?
A. Because of all their fowl language.
(Michelle Gunn - Ocean Grove, VIC)

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a crocodile?
A. Crocadoodle do.
(Natalie Bebek - Charnwood, ACT)

Q. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A. Fry-day.
(Natalie Bebek - Charnwood, ACT)

Q. What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A. It was tickled to death.
(Mark H - Silverdale, NSW)

Q. Why did the chicken go to the library?
A. To get some book-book-books.
(Grace R - Rasmussen, QLD)

Q. How do you catch a rare chicken?
A. Unique up on it.
(Darrian S - Mandurah, WA)

Q. How do you catch a pet chicken?
A. The tame way.
(Darrian S - Mandurah, WA)

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because there were no chickens back then.
(Philip M - Townsville, QLD)

Q. What did the chicken say when it went to the library?
A. Boook, boook, boook, boook.
(Damon Witte - Jingili, NT)

Q. Why was the chicken sick?
A. Because it had people pox.
(Ainsley Clark - Toowoomba, QLD)

Q. What did Mr and Mrs Chicken call their baby?
A. Egg.
(Ainsley Clark - Toowoomba, QLD)

Q. What did the hen say when she saw scrambled eggs?
A. What a crazy mixed up kid.
(Ainsley Clark - Toowoomba, QLD)

Q. What do you get if you cross a duck with a rooster?
A. A bird that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
(Ainsley Clark - Toowoomba, QLD)

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a yo-yo?
A. A bird that lays the same egg three times.
(Ainsley Clark - Toowoomba, QLD)

Q. What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a mild-mannered reporter?
A. Cluck Kent.
(Ainsley Clark - Toowoomba, QLD)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To see the man laying a brick.
(Ainsley Clark - Toowoomba, QLD)

Q. Why did the chicken join the rock band?
A. Because he had a good pair of drumsticks.
(Grace Mills - Wantirna, VIC)

Q. Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
(Kira Witte - Jingili, NT)

Q.Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A. It wanted to stretch its legs.
(Shannon Hee - Darwin, NT)

Q. What to do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A. A brick layer?
(Shannon Hee - Darwin, NT)

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
(Mim)

Q. Why did the computer cross the road?
A. Because the chicken programmed it to.
(Sam Conley - Tom Price, WA)